Making fun of music

Thanks to Zaki from Orkut for these funny answers (in English) to the verses of a famous Hindi love song. I’ve added the (attempted) translation of the original for the benefit of those that don’t understand Urdu/Hindi.

  • “Kyon chalti hai pawan“ (why does the wind blow)
  • because of evaporation.
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  • “Kyon jhoome hai gagan“ (why does the environment(?) swing)
  • because of Earth’s revolution.
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  • “Kyon machalta hai mann“ (why does one feel excited)
  • because of excessive respiration.
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  • “naa tum jaano naa hum“ (you don’t know, neither do I)
  • But i have given all the reasons.
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  • “kyon aati hai bahaar“ (why does spring arrive)
  • because of change in seasons.
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  • “kyon lutta hai karar““ (why has peacefulness been lost)
  • because of mental tension.
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  • “naa tum jaano naa hum“ (you don’t know, neither do I)
  • Like i have said these are all science phenomenon.
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  • “Kyon gum hai har disha“ (why is disha(?) lost)
  • because you have poor sense of direction.
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  • “Kyon hota hai nasha“ (why do you get high)
  • because of drug addiction